Hi everybody
Day 17

Dan talk thai. Yes Dan talk Thai ....very well! (MTP)
I'm in the seediest black-marketest underbelly of phuket -- Patong.
Lots of night life, bars, ladie boys, competitive restauranteurs,
nobody speaking my god for saken language.
I thought the Number 1 GI (thanks James) was gonna break a few hearts
or possibly cause some heads to be busted open as overly made up
skanks fought over the round eye.
Obviously I'm an attractive man - but I just felt like a piece of
meat. ha ha what bollicks.
Patong's ok, but as I sat having dinner surrounded by about 20 other
couples (the majority were men 30-60yrs with young Thai girls) Me all
by myself I wondered at the humanity of it all.
Not really but I did get my ass out of there quick before an
incredibly broad shouldered man'vixen' tried to sit with me.
The ferry over was interesting as one Thai woman proceeded to empty
her stomach all over the passenger deck (the sea was quite rough)
sending people stampeding to get away - much like the snake incident.
The next hour to phuket there was a nice puke aroma as everyone tried
to find a plave to sit that wasn't in spew.
She just sat there happy as ......... I would have been as ashamed as
a m@#%erf*#$@r.
Today going down to the beach to work on my whiteboy tan. I'll try
not to buy much shit, money's gettin low, though I got some dvd
bargains and a $4 tshirt as is the rule for Thailand. No tshirt =ou
never really went there.
I'm done. Looking forward to London. hot showers, not having to lug
my life on my back.

Love to all
Dan 'the man-san' Number 1 GI love you long time Mc